Watching Paint Dry

Good investing should be even less interesting than watching paint dry. Paint dries in a matter of minutes or hours, perhaps a day or two at the most. While it’s happening, there is no perceptible change. After it’s done, if you touch the surface, you realize the paint is dry. None of that process is the least bit interesting and while it’s happening there is no sense of change. But at least it’s quick and in the end, it’s satisfying if whatever you’ve painted looks better or is more protected than when you started.

Good investing is similar except it’s much, much slower. While it’s happening, you also don’t get much sense of satisfaction that you are making progress. It also can be upsetting in the meantime with wild fluctuations in the stock market or other markets.

Many investors are seduced by the idea of a quick hit, a get rich overnight scheme or the excitement of rapid trading and immediate results. Occasionally that works just like someone always wins the lottery. But similar to the lottery, the odds of quick success as an investor are low and most participants go away disappointed.

While good, long-term investing is unexciting and unsatisfying along the way, the odds are good and the results can bring you ultimate pleasure.

On average for the last 100 years, large U.S. stocks like those in the Dow Jones Industrial Average, have returned 10 percent a year. There’s no guarantee that will continue but the principle of what follows is the same, even if the returns are lower.

Some years there are big losses in stocks and some years the gains are small. But over time that 10 percent has held for nearly a century. While 10 percent a year or .83 percent a month may not sound like much, over time it yields very exciting numbers. At 10 percent a year, stocks double every seven years and quadruple in 14 years. That means one dollar turns into four over 14 years.

Over fifty years, that same dollar turns to $117.39. This doesn’t take into account inflation, taxes and fees for investors, but any way you slice it, that is a powerful and big return. And it doesn’t require heroic trading, skill or luck. To achieve big returns, it does require history repeating, a little bit of knowledge and, most of all, monumental patience.

Most of what we do in life does not come with a guarantee. Intuitively, we act on probabilities. There’s no guarantee we’ll wake up in the morning, but the odds are good. With investing, if we have a diversified portfolio, keep our costs low, resist the temptation to do much trading or think that we are smart, the odds of success are good. If we crave more excitement or believe that we know more than other investors, the odds plummet.

Investors have to choose. They can have an interesting and exciting experience and likely failure or they can have a dull financial existence with a high probability of success. It’s unlikely you can have both.

For me, the more boring, the better. I’m looking for results, not excitement. I’ll pull my chair over and take a snooze while the paint is drying.

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